Monthly Archives: October 2012
Your kid brings a 50ml conical tube to Show and Tell.
Last week Mac and the littles came to visit me at work. Mac and I got our free flu shots, compliments of the company, and then we had lunch in the cafe (I even nursed Nemo right there in the cafeteria and surprised myself that I wasn’t more self-conscious about it).
After lunch, we took a walk past my office and lab space so Mabel could see everything. She potty trained herself a few weeks ago after I told her she could come to my company’s Kids Day next year and do science, but only if she did all her pee pee and poo poo in the potty. It was apparently a strong motivator because a few days later she announced she wanted to wear panties and that was that.
I didn’t take her into the actual lab, but because everything it very open with lots of windows, she could see in. I showed her “where the scientists do their experiments” and “all the equipment for doing science.”
We visited with lots of my coworkers, and one offered her a Falcon tube as a souvenir. Mabel was into it. So into it that she wanted to bring it for Show and Tell the next day.
For Show and Tell they ask the students three questions: 1) What is it? 2) Where did you get it? 3) Why is it special?
Mabel’s answers: 1) A tube. 2) At mommy’s work. 3) For scientists!
Another coworker had put some Trypan Blue in it for her- which seemed innocuous enough given that we all use it without gloves and it can’t even kill cells in suspension, but when I looked at the MSDS I figured it wasn’t appropriate for preschool.
Mabel didn’t want to leave her ‘solution’ home, but I promised her that I would put it back in the tube when she got home and replaced it with water, per her request. When I got a Sharpie out to label the tube, she asked me what I was doing. I told her, “I’m writing “WATER” on the tube, because a good scientist always labels her tubes.”
I also gave the teacher the head’s up. I didn’t want anyone freaking that the scientist’s kid showed up with some kind of liquid in a tube.
Wow. We’re pathetic.
Yesterday it was all over the news what anyone with a brain cell might have been able to figure out on their own- vaccinating girls against Human Papilloma Virus does not make them whores.
Here’s the study: Sexual Activity-Related Outcomes After Human Papillomavirus Vaccination of 11- to 12-Year Olds, by Bednarczyk et al.
To briefly borrow a summary for the NYTimes:
They selected a group of 1,398 girls who were 11 or 12 in 2006 — roughly a third of whom had received the HPV vaccine — and followed them through 2010. The researchers then looked at what they considered markers of sexual activity, including pregnancies, counseling on contraceptives, and testing for or diagnoses of sexually transmitted diseases.
Over all, in the time that the girls were followed, the researchers did not find any differences in these measures between the two groups. Source: Anahad O’Connor, NYT.
When I was a tween and got vaccinated against hepatitis, I didn’t run out and spread my legs either. I don’t think I even realized that hepatitis could be sexually transmitted at that age- or even paid close attention to what I was being vaccinated against.
I’m not sure why people think that being vaccinated against an STD would make a child more promiscuous, but apparently that’s the most cited reason given by parents for not vaccinated against HPV!
I can’t understand the reasoning, “Hmm. Should I vaccinate my daughter against cervical cancer? Give her protection against oral cancers as well? All with this simple vaccination? Oh, wait! It’s an STD?! Heck no. I’d rather a daughter who died of cervical cancer than a daughter who engaged in premarital sex- because I know my precious little angel would never do that otherwise!”
Look. HPV is an STD that causes genital warts. It also causes cervical cancer. It’s also now been linked to oral cancers as well, see here. The HPV vaccine could guard your children, female and male (it causes penile cancer as well) against infection. That means your daughters won’t get cancer and neither will your sons (they also won’t pass it on to your future daughter in law*). Even if your precious little angel saves him/herself for marriage, who’s to say their spouse did the same? Newsflash: Almost one third of 14- to 19- year olds are infected with HPV! Those are not odds I want to take with the health of my kids.
Just as I do with every other vaccine, I’m going to follow the CDC guidelines when it comes to the HPV vaccine. Mabel and Nemo will both be vaccinated.
That said, I’m not going to turn them loose without a healthy dose of info on sexuality and sexual health. I hope they always make the wisest of decisions when it comes to sex. I would be happy if they waited until they were married. Do I know the odds of that are slim? Yes. Are young people inherently unable to make decisions based on the long-term consequences of their actions? Heck yeah. That’s why this vaccine is so important- I don’t want a single bad decision to result in a cancer diagnosis down the road- for them or for their future partners.
Also note, all of this is assuming that children only engage in consensual sexual relations. We know that this is not the case. Children should be protected from predators, but they should also be protected from being victimized twice- first at the hands of an abuser, and second from any STD that abuser might transmit to them.
*Pardon the hetero-normative language, but I’m guessing a person who fears a vaccine causing their daughter to have premarital sex, and that chance trumping her healthy, is NOT considering the possibility that their son or daughter could possibly ever be homosexual.
… when I’m getting a facial.
The moment they turn on that steam machine and point it at my face, I take a deep breath and think, “I hope they did a good job sterilizing this. I’d really hate to get Legionnaires Disease from this. I can see the headlines now: Tragedy strikes area mom- woman killed trying to remove blackheads!”
The funny thing is, a few months ago I went with my mom and sister for a facial. My mom is a nurse. After the facials, I said, “All I could think about when she put that steam on my face was…” and my mom finished my sentence with, “I hope it’s clean and I don’t get Legionnaires?”
So I think she also wishes, at times, she was less of a nurse.